One of our Statehouse friends told us today that we are getting boring for only talking about presidential politics. Well, please forgive us for talking about small potato issues like giving 12 million illegal immigrants Amnesty.  We are sure that voters are much more concerned about what’s going on at the Statehouse. We don’t know if it’s a teenagers birthday party or the annual circus, but we do know that voters could care less about this week’s power struggle, the blog rumors, or what happened last night at the cool kids reception.

Here’s what voters care about – claiming their $22,300,000.

Today we received this email.  If you are the next-of-kin or happen to be smoking crack today, you should call Abu Karim to get your $22,300,000.00.

Request from: Mr ABU KARIM
Director,Audit/Account Section
African Development Bank
Ouagadougou Burkina-Faso
   

Dear Comrade, 
 
How are you today? Hope all is well. Please be informed that I have decided to contact you for a fund transfer transaction worth the sum of US$22,300,000.00 into your reliable bank account as the sole NEXT-OF-KIN to the foreign deceased customer of our bank who was killed with his entire family by PLANE-CRASH in Central England atmost 3 years ago. Since his death occured, no body have show up as his next of kin for the claim because the account is untraceable. Upon the investigation I carried out from his records, I found out that his foreign business consultant who would have trace the account died earlier before the deceased. Therefore, this is a confidential and sealed deal.
 
For the success of this transaction, you should apply and act as the only existing NEXT-OF-KIN to the deceased which our bank will replace the deceased account information through proper documentation in position of your own account. This transaction is risk-free, it will never harm your good reputation in your society because no one can trace the account, and on the instant of the transfer of the fund into your account, the chapter of this transaction will be closed entirely.
Note that in a business of this nature, the bank dont want to know your difference between the deceased country, religion or believe because our bank inheritance law is against that. So, it is a preference for us achieve this success without any problem.

Please note down that once the fund get transferred into your account, you will take 39% of the total sum while the rest will be for me as I will arrange myself down to your country to take my share.
 
I need your urgent response and include your private telephone/mobile numbers for easy communication.Please reply if you can be trusted in this deal.

Thanks,
 
Mr ABU KARIM
Phone@ +22676072162